The Even Righter Stuff.

Our government is being run by gangsters.

Yes, humans could be living as if sustainability were an issue.
No, humans won't stop reproducing at an unsustainable rate.
Yes, we need at least 1.5 Earths to sustain our current rate of consumption.
Yes, given 1,5 Earths we would outgrow that, as well.

"Do you want me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond. I want you you to break this glass and slash your wrists with it."

Fuck, No.

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

I really liked the first three, really hated Spectre. Actually fell asleep…

Regardless of the source, I like being reminded of the possibility of a slightly brighter future and have started thinking of the glass as being 3/8 full.

Hey, man - they're off the freekin' couch for a while.
That's not all bad, just sayin'.

At least you found out before you died from CancerAIDS

They're Bad Ass.

Um, no… I wasn't referring to the ones who own it all.

It was fascinating at times to watch O.J. testify in his crazy way, trying to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Man needs to learn to STFU.

I thought his lectern had wheels and a motor and he could take it with him.
Or did I dream that?

It was mean because everyone is so pissed and feels so disempowered.

Served up with just a maudlin amount of alcohol.

She has wonderfully thick skin.

I had a boss who came from Hong Kong.
He had some great ones.
One of our favorites was when he tried to use "Devil's advocate" and said "evil devocate", instead.

I have found that spellcheque won't keep me form making certain typos.

I believe they may communicate in means only partly dependent on speech.
Maybe something like "shark".