I watched Scaramucci's introduction. The man speaks in unidirectional myopic cliches.
Six months in and I want to jump off the roof.

Since we're inching toward the subject of Galileo, has the administration started firing astronomers who insist that the Earth revolves around the Sun?

Arguing with him is like getting into an ass-kicking contest with a one-legged man.

Nobody puts Baby in a stargate.

Meeeowww…..

Sometimes all that is missing is a sense of entitlement.
Good on ya.

Make Mars Great Again!

Fun fact:

In their defense, HRC was widely believed to be the love child of Satan and Mata Hari.

I guess you did nazi that coming.

Joe's been runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen his load for a while, now.
Looks like he finally made it.

I pray that you were adopted.

As has been stated, I thought I knew the whole Hitler thing. Watching Hitler die made my year that year.

I got your fancy meat right here, boss.

Carlson tries with all his might, but cannot match Kellyanne Conway for sheer chutzpah.

Beer!

I want snortable bacon, but it's a low priority and I can wait till the more important stuff is figured out.

The current has responded to this.
Being despicable doesn't break any laws.
Furthermore, is it really bad to be despicable?

Gru….el!

I wouldn't have done it for less than $5000.