I love it when I control-F a term in a review to see if anybody else found it interesting … and find that they did.

Now that's an economic and deft response. If only the object of your misguided praise was as gifted….

Yes, when you want an overlong, rambling, self-absorbed critique that, structurally, feels like a written-the-morning-it-was-due college freshman term paper, look no further than Todd.

Green's reaction — "Heh! I wasn't expecting THAT to happen!" — would've been a great closing moment. 

Did I miss it or did the deer/truck in Freddy Got Fingered actually not make the cut? 

So she says to him, "Shut up you're always talking?" But in Italian it sounds much nicer. And less like a question. 

So she says to him, "Shut up you're always talking?" But in Italian it sounds much nicer. And less like a question. 

It's Dr. Miss Pig, thanks. Professional distributor of unsolicited advice, occasional critic of 75 word (plus) sentences in the first graf of a review.  Your feedback to my feedback was very gracious — I liked the review, I just thought you started off with a bit of a briar patch there.

It's Dr. Miss Pig, thanks. Professional distributor of unsolicited advice, occasional critic of 75 word (plus) sentences in the first graf of a review.  Your feedback to my feedback was very gracious — I liked the review, I just thought you started off with a bit of a briar patch there.

Wow, that's one hell of a sentence in the opening:

Wow, that's one hell of a sentence in the opening:

I wish I hadn't heard that part, in the Berman interview, about the nurse asking for his autograph. It's not the saddest story I've ever heard, but the way he tells it really made me feel like shit.

I wish I hadn't heard that part, in the Berman interview, about the nurse asking for his autograph. It's not the saddest story I've ever heard, but the way he tells it really made me feel like shit.

Follow him on Twitter if you want to curb your desire to see or hear from him at all.  He's unsane.

Follow him on Twitter if you want to curb your desire to see or hear from him at all.  He's unsane.

Shouldn't that "NO" be yellow or white and in futura font? 

Shouldn't that "NO" be yellow or white and in futura font? 

"Let me speeeak!"

"Let me speeeak!"

Yes, if by SHIT you mean fatally shooting bright, precocious children and facilitating mass murder.