Every time I see someone in one of those rubber unicorn masks I know there's something terrible underneath. Like the sort of person who thinks that wearing a rubber unicorn mask makes them delightfully wacky.

Crash Bandicoot was one of the biggest games of the ps era. I am not sure why people are surprised by the remakes success.

Hey. Remember how part of the punchline over terrible movie Food Fight was that it was about how Brands Are Wonderful.

I think the biggest crime in the adaptation was completely fucking over Jamie and his story arc which was one of the more interesting character bits in the books.

You know what was pretty good on the spectrum?

But where will the bedroom rappers go?

Look. It's a story about children going on an unexpected adventure with Michael Jackson. I'm sure it will be very touching.

That's kind of the issue. Excusing people like Merkel and Macron who practice what amounts to the 'usual' shitty politics of austerity and union busting because of people like Trump and Le Pen.

This seems ill thought out.

It is one of the many, many things about Macron that makes me sort of creeped out by him beyond his bad politics. It seriously seems like it'd be something that stunts you.

THere was a GJI.

Look. Do you want to buy the penis sombrero or not? Cause I have other alleys to stand in.

Do you mean the succession of tiny festive hats that I put on my penis?

I call my penis Mr Happy.

Not just a lot. The highest number of deportations under any president. There is a real issue with treating the normal background level of evil as something new and remarkable under Trump because there's no impetus to change it.

Of all of Ann Nocenti's daredevil characters, she is almost the Ann Noncentiest. Beaten only by that guy with wires in his head and anyone doing the Current Politics thing

Think of how much fun you'll have finding out.

You'll vote for me.

You could try having an actual opposing party that's position isn't "At least we're not as bad as the other guys'.

Yes. Things in the past do not conform entirely to our current set of values. This was certainly something.