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That's the blunt thing though. The sort of male relationship portrayed in FFXV has been rare in video games to the point where I find it kind of interesting how uncomfortable (And how quickly even some progressive types are willing to go 'Isn't dudes not standing a few feat apart and growling at each other super gay'

Fuck yes. Kojimas actual strength, outside of an impressive grasp of mechanical design, is that he is arguably the only person working in video games with an actual grasp of the cinematic language of video games rather than just cribbing from film.

In one of his littler known games you discover the only thing Khama hates as much as nukes is Outer Space.

He's showing you his home dimension. This is why he doesn't age.

I finished Dishonored 2 and it was…er…kind of boring? It never seemed to really come together in the way the first one did and the levels didn't really seem as well put together. It never really got that 'well aren't I clever' moment that other sneaky murder games have.

I have here a sealed envelope. It contains the future.

The clothes are actual clothes from a designer label. That you can buy.

What's so hard to understand. Del Torrro was hiding with his jar baby from a tank covered in meat and filled with worms while mikkelsen was communing with his undead horde in a sewer cave. These are all normal things. You probably want the dead crabs explained next.

It occurs to me that whatever party Solidus was part of was never ever getting elected again. Which explains Senator Armstrong.

I am not sure what people are expecting from it. It's a pretty standard 3rd tier industry awards show in all it's painfully cringey glory. It was always going to destroy you.

Meat Tank.

We're going to see Reedus's dick in this game.

Death Stranding Death Stranding Death Stranding Death Stranding

I recently noticed how much fishing there is in Japanese…everything.

You do get another one a bit later on who isn't a 17 year old girl. She fights a lot.

Pained sigh, internet.

I'm not entirely comfortable with the idea that it's inherently a flaw to have an all male party, especially since they did something interesting with it. It drifts awfully close to only being able to tell stories off the approved list territory which I'm not fond of regardless of the criteria for the list.

Yeah. You get monster encounters on the road at night. Ignite won't even auto drive at night until you're 35 or so.

I love me the first two Shadow Hearts.

I was actually wondering who in the cast the internet was going to get fixated on in that sense. I kinda assumed it'd be either Glad or Prompto. Or probably Glad and Prompto.