Can you add a motor to your cigarette?

Maybe have a talk about moral panic stuff like soda taxes and this while you're talking about the other stuff as well.

Noel Coward was part of the elite team of British Fucksman who were sent to make sure America joined the war.

The rounding up and mass execution of Hamilton fans will, at this point, be the only bright spot in a Trump presidency.

This kinda springs to mind.

This is something people should be yelling about more.

For all Trump is a terrible person he worked almost absurdly hard in the Rust Belt in a time where Hillary functionally vanished.

I'm not going to blame Jill Stein for siphoning off votes anymore than I'm going to side with someone because a baby stole their wallet. If you can't even protect your damn wallet from a baby, that's the babies wallet now.

You expect a old honest Dutch woman's to degrade herself with the mere blood of god?

You know that old man Thurmond had beaten every non-Asian B-Boy before his death right?

Look, If I see the grim spectre of death has already began her gentle caress of your hardening, decript arteries I'm gonna calls it like I sees it.

Ask important questions like 'Are you here becaue you have an Ivy League degree and can't get a job elsewhere?'

Do you know a better way of ensurin a. Good, Pure Dutch Bloodline?

That's something that kinda struck me in the lead up. None of these people are going to last through two terms.

You could turn the DNC into an organisation capable of winning an election. Not even a big one. Dog catcher or something. That'd help.

I am almost certain that is a thing.

We tend to refer to characters not actually in their teens as angsty teenagers. It's become a broader definition. That said, I think people ignore just how young Cecil and Cohort actually are. It really was more about the graphical shift than any real change in the characters.

That's going to be the surprise twist, isn't it?

Go read A Feast Unknown.

The old people are the ones who are watching The Good Wife by all accounts.