I hate Barb so much.

I can take it or leave it but man do the humorless assholes and failed comedians of the world really hate this game.

In Dark Souls, Big Sword is the only one who loves you.

He has a TV show about it.

The new Hitman does not get anywhere near enough love.

Having been kind of laid up for the last week, I finish Dragon Quest 7 which was a lot of fun and have been playing Mafia 3 and, as the only person who liked Mafia 2, I also like this one. The most interesting thing about it is the documentary style framing of the whole story which is a nice little touch.

Look, there are people for whom managing to die without having choked to death on their own vomit is an achievement and Vanilla Ice is one of those people.

We should all be kind of impressed that Vanilla Ice didn't end up as a kind of sad OD at this point. I know it seems like low standards but considering that he's Vanilla Ice, it's kind of impressive.

Fine. Just for that I'll be playing Richard Pryor.

They were. But they dressed like mexicans.

I am actually kind of surprised no one's done a John Brown film. It seems like something that would have happened during the 70's at the very least. As in I can actually envision the 70's John Brown made for TV movie and it's myriad barns.

Was kinda thinking that as I read it.

Kitty Pryde is the worst.

This makes me sad. The headline reads like an Onion article.

4 in 5 millenials are full of shit.

I will be doing no such fucking thing.

I hope someone runs you down on the street, Internet.

The transformation due to willingness to show up again from random ice cream guy to quad shotgun wielding badass is such a beautiful thing.

I am going to assume…yes. For the sake of contrariness.

I recall thinking what a colossal fuck up I was because I hadn't gotten my shit together by 30. Now it's just the way it is.