No.

Yeah. it's an interesting one. Even as far back as 1957Jet magazine actually did an article about the truth of that very quote. Though they found it to be unlikely.

It's always one that came off a little cruel given how pointedly non-racist Elvis was. Even the cultural appropriation argument doesn't really fly given his youth reads like a conspiracy of black people to make this young white guy into playing music this particular way.

Is it a song about how happy everyone is that Barb is dead?

This seems like well trod ground.

It was really not the movie I was expecting when I saw it.

Have you seen the Canon Documentary, Electic Boogalo?

Hey. You got Bo Gritz out of the POW thing. He's a lot of fun.

Pale Rider is interesting but it's violence is kinda…subdued by 80's standards.

It is, apart from the title, mostly a drama.

I really distinctly remembered it as chainmail of the shower curtain ring sort.

Made of ribbon and painted on respectively.

The fun thing is the 3ds remake actually cut out a chunk of the early game. It used to be 5 or so hours before you actually fought anything because the part when you're retrieving those early keys to open up the tablet room used to be an entire puzzle filled, monsterless dungeon. Yuji Horri had played Myst and…

So, what is your mother up to these days anyway?

I was recently disappointed to discover that thanks to HD the bad guy in Commando is not wearing goddamn chainmail but instead a weird sweater vest. This discovery made me angry and turned my childhood into a lie.

It is such a fantastic game and right up near the top of Oceans strange cinematic output especially in terms of it's music.

Was there any chance of this ever being good?

It'll still be better than that horrible mustacheless Magnum reboot.

It is is the one thing they need to keep. THE ONE GODDAMN THING.

This is what hell sounds like.