Shigesato Itoi is a genuinely interesting dude that's difficult to think of a western equivalent for and kind of a weird person to end up writing a video game.

No.

That could work….

NO.

I've been trying to work up a bit about a novelty toilet that plays Pony by Ginuwine when you use it but am beginning to realise that's pretty much the sum of it.

There may also have been an accidental switchblade related murder.

In the 50's I would have been a burly mountain of a man. Women would have stopped and admired the raw masculine power of my form.

Somebody already did that. No upvote for you.

Even as a straight dude I was thinking 'That's an oddly handsome man to have comitted a 50's crime.'

Something I always find kinda interesting in these things is how faces change. Types of heads just straight out disappear. Part of it is changing hairstyler and so on but certain shapes of people seem to just have been bred out of the population.

This is the single worst thing you have posted in a while, GJI.

I still keep thinking she married Louis Theroux.

I'll adopt you, Lil' Coal Mine Worker #4687

I drink an off brand monster style energy drink for breakfast most days.

Made in the presence of a child starving to death for want of a potato.

Yes.

I'm glad Barb's dead.

It's only available in Manga form and it's very good. But….no. Those are terms I would use to describe it. It's all King Cnut and Viking Explorers and revenge plots.

Planetes.

The only acceptable Robin Hoods are either Errol Flynn or have a soundtrack by Enya.