Ah, Nuprin.  Little. Yellow. Different.

It's very Marty DiBergi from "This is Spinal Tap."

Night Court, bitches!  Bwum-bump. Bwum-da-DUM-DUM-DUM. (screedle-deedle-dee!!!). Bwum-bump. (thwoooo) Bwum-da-DUM-DUM-DUM. Doodle-doodle-doo, SAXOPHONE SOLO!  Baseline. More Sax. Clave clicks. More sax!  Click click. More sax! Click click. REE-REE-REE!

Honestly, I watched the first two or three episodes (Christ, I don't even remember how many I've seen), and I had no idea it was in Portland.

I totally had a crush on the guy in the "It's the End of the World" video when I was a kid.  So cute, skateboarding and whatnot.  Sigh.

Jupiter's cock, this is so sad.  He seemed like a really nice guy, from interviews and stuff.  It's so terrible that somebody so young and fit could still die like this.  Boo.

My Opinion on Season 5's Downfall
I watched Newsradio's fifth season when it aired, and while I definitely missed Bill McNeal (who I still consider one of the best sitcom characters of all time), I honestly still enjoyed the show. The Smart Matthew episode ("You can call me Smimmy!"), the episode where Matthew turned…

Stephen Root is amazing. I honestly think he's one of the most underrated character actors around. Go look at his IMDB page. I bet you'll say, "That was HIM??" half a dozen times. He's been in shitloads of productions, playing an insanely versatile range of characters. The guy is awesome.

These quotes are making me crack up. I LOVE this movie. I bought it on VHS in like 1999, and bought the DVD sometime last year (it was a lot cheaper on Amazon than it is right now, holy crap).

I thought Dave was adorable. Apart from his bad teeth, he was definitely boyishly handsome.

They weren't called "The Brat Pack" for nothin'.

Gorgeous Coiffure
John Parr has just about the greatest '80s quasi-mullet poufy coiff I've ever seen. I want to run my fingers through it, but I suspect they'd be caught in that dense thicket of hairspray and curls.

Boooooo!

Yes, exactly.

Three BSBs?
Do mine eyes deceive me? Aren't there four Backstreet Boys involved? Looks like only the one that kind of looked like a cat (well, the *other* one … Littrell looks like a cat, too) is the only one not involved.

I would pay a lot of money to see that tour.

Sly
Oh, Sylvester. I've been retweeting you for weeks now, because you are insanely funny when trying to be inspirational, but yesterday was just baffling.

Bort
My son is also named Bort.

Agreeing with Joan and Bobbie … Wes and Spike. Hot. Yeow!

Excited!
I got free tickets from a friend to the Aerosmith concert in Chicago (Tinley Park) this Sunday, and I am hoping to see some passive-aggressive acts of hatred between Steven Tyler and Joe Perry. I could care less about the show (free!), but I'm psyched to catch some angry old rocker action! Please, Baby…