I always wondered what James looked like
Answer: Dwight Schrute

That reminds me of another movie
There was a semi-legit non-porn movie called Working Girls (plural) that came out shortly after Working Girl (singular). I know one had Melanie Griffith and the other had prostitutes, but I'll be damned if I can tell them apart.

This has to be the front runner for A.V. Club's Least Essential Album of the Year.

Hi, Burl!

Christopher Cross will make you Jormp-Jomp.

@Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind

The Goonies is one of those "you had to be there" movies, and for those who were it has aged very well. For those who weren't, the movie might as well be Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain.

And Sherman's March.

*picks up ringing phone with news of reality show*

Name-drop
I would like to announce that my friend John shot the photograph that appears on the cover of The Venture Brothers: Season Four, Vol. 1. That is all.

Showing Laura lick her fingers for ten seconds is the epitome of professional journalism. Great job, ABC.

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ABC News is a Slack Motherfucker.

Chris' review of Face Tat is spot on. It's manic, yet oddly melodic and cohesive. It's always a good sign when you want to listen to an album again immediately after it finishes. If you haven't heard (or seen the music video for) The Sacto Smile yet, do so. It will melt your face off.

"I was just up here thinking. Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?"

Correct. It will be replaced with a Comedy Central ad showcasing Reggie Watts' fluffy afro.

To Her Defense
She had just filmed the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Paul Greengrass laughs.
Doug Liman cries.

What about the ghost of grandma and grandpa?

Here we go again.

Pepe and Penelope will befriend some orphans whose orphanarium is in danger of being bulldozed so the city can make another parking lot.