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    Jay
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    Will do, but first, I would like to give you this coat button for no reason.

    Felt Pelt, you really captured the spirit of the double-cross. I forgot about Matchstick Men. God damn that ending angered me.

    I'm calling it
    I would like to officially announce my prediction that The A-Team movie is going to contain a boatload of double-crosses. For example, Hannibal quits the A-Team to work for the bad guys, but it was all part of the plan to double cross the developer who wants to build a parking lot where the orphanage is.

    I saw the trailer earlier, and I have to whole-heartedly disagree. Face shooting a tank while it's parachuting to the ground rubbed me the wrong way. Everything up to that point seemed okay (cinematic even), but this is the A-Team, not Dr. Strangelove.

    I really love Party Down. It's completely underrated. Each catering event flows so well, and it's funny without trying too hard. My favorite episode has to be the porn star awards after-party and Roman (Martin Starr) tells off the desperate and drunk porn star that fantasy isn't the same as sci-fi.

    Formula for Shamrock Shakes:

    Where do I know Adam Scott from?
    He looks familiar. Oh, wait. He's that guy! "Are we having FUN yet?"

    Good. Bad. Raimi is the guy with the gun.

    I thought Luke misheard "don't talk back" as "don't talk black." I figured it was a throwback to when Luke misheard "gold digger" as "coal digger."

    Different word. Same meaning.

    I second your motion and would like to add that the kid who plays Luke is getting the best one liners (a la Creed from The Office).

    I'm still waiting for the return of the hot neighbor that Phil's not allowed to talk to.

    You take that back, Tibber. My mother reads Videocracy!

    Robuttnik, I just learned about this kid ten minutes ago and I've spent the last nine minutes falling down the rabbit hole. I keep trying to peel layers off the onion and have discovered from watching two YouTube videos that he can, in fact, play the guitar and keyboard. I'm not trying to defend Bieber, because he's

    He's got Brian-Austin-Green-itis.

    I believe Nathan wrote it that way because he was referring to the movie's tentative title, I'm With Cancer.

    I saw Stardust in the theater. I don't remember the movie so much, but I do recall yelling at the guy seated behind me to stop kicking my chair.

    The songs sound like they're from a Troy McClure musical.

    Heche, that made me laugh. I hate how Barry gives a signed copy of his book to whoever knocks him out of the competition. To paraphrase a Mitch Hedberg joke: "Here, you throw this away."

    I only watch WSOP on ESPN
    Norman Chad's "Ragin' Cajuns" joke is going to get 50% funnier in 3D.