Sometimes a pony…
Sometimes a pony gets depressed.

My two favorite dialogue jokes haven't been mentioned yet.

"A cleansing snow falls in Chicago."
That line was better than anything spoken by the Poet Laureate.

Festival Fatigue
I suffer from a similar condition in that I''ll never see every movie that I would like to see. It's like chasing the sun. I propose that either movie production takes a Sabbatical, or we work on making the science of The Lawnmower Man a (virtual) reality.

Snarkwire
But seriously, Keith. How do you really feel?

Great article, Noel.
Trebek's rebus explanation on Concentration always killed me. It's like he went from being a host to a second grade teacher. The show Chain Reaction on the Game Show Network does it, too, even though the words are already on the screen.

It's So Obvious Now
Robin Williams is starting to look like Grandpa Munster.

We're having a good time.
Rock n' rolling 'til the break of dawn.

We're all in the AV Club
Winner of the Best Comment Thread goes to Nathan Rabin's review of Snaps: The Ultimate Yo Mama Battle.

No. No foam.

Life Chef Imitates Art Chef
"Coming soon to a fine dining spot near you: Six different kinds of deviled eggs."

Sniping Shoes
Is that a reference to Man on Wire?

Correct.

Getting it off of my chest
I can not stand when contestants tell us that "we have no idea what the challenge is going to be." I wish reality show editors would evolve.

Validation
Michaelangelo Matos & Andy Battaglia, I'm so glad to see that you included Raphael Saadiq.

I believe that the person who told Jack about it said it was fake blood.

OprahStore
It's like SkyMall, but on land.

Episode Title
My DVR said the title of the episode was Melting Pot. Are you calling Comcast a liar?

Fourteen seasons?
File under: According To Jim.

Isis, what did you and Alex talk about during the getting-to-know-you segment? That's my favorite part of the show.