Does nobody else think Sin Rostro might be Petra's mother? That scar on her face seems like the perfect clue for someone "without a face," and being wheelchair bound seems like the perfect cover for all her dirty deeds.

I'm sorry I can't stop all-capsing about this movie. I'm really sorry.

It felt like the they sat around brainstorming a list of all the ugliest and vilest pieces of human life and then said "WHAT IF THESE HAPPENED AT DISNEYWORLD?!?!!!?? Hahahahaha because usually DisneyWorld is HAPPY!!! Pedophilia? Women who only exist as nagging wenches or eager sex slaves? Violent, explosive, lengthy…

*made up, but assume is accurate

Nope. 17. According to an interview I just found* the director wanted to "challenge errything you know about frame rate lol."

There aren't enough caps locks in the world for me to convey how TERRIBLE this movie is. I'm actually praying for the good fortunes of Moneybags Lawyer, Esq. just so the world isn't subjected to this cinematic pustule.

Mormon-vouched.

The first time I heard Madness, I thought Andrew Lloyd Webber had written a dubstep song for George Michael. And I was way into that.

The first time I heard Madness, I thought Andrew Lloyd Webber had written a dubstep song for George Michael. And I was way into that.