You know what else is celebrating its 20th anniversary? 1992.

You know what else is celebrating its 20th anniversary? 1992.

Bah. Inform me when they're remaking My Dinner With Andre in 3-D.

Bah. Inform me when they're remaking My Dinner With Andre in 3-D.

Waiting's better than running down a dream, then tripping and free-falling.

Waiting's better than running down a dream, then tripping and free-falling.

I'm partial to that version of Dixie that Union Troops sang on campaign in the South:

I'm partial to that version of Dixie that Union Troops sang on campaign in the South:

'Tis a fine batch of blue, but sure 'tis no barn, English.

'Tis a fine batch of blue, but sure 'tis no barn, English.

SUPER KARATE MONKEY DEATH CAR

SUPER KARATE MONKEY DEATH CAR

Good news: when we re-elect Obama (which is happening), he will cause America to last at least a thousand years.

Good news: when we re-elect Obama (which is happening), he will cause America to last at least a thousand years.

'different'/'better'

'different'/'better'

Sorry, I was too busy preparing for the 1000 years of darkness that Chuck Norris says Obama's reelection will cause. Stocking up on energy-wasting incandescent bulbs, cause that's freedom.

Sorry, I was too busy preparing for the 1000 years of darkness that Chuck Norris says Obama's reelection will cause. Stocking up on energy-wasting incandescent bulbs, cause that's freedom.

Please remove your Priebus from my chair. And wear pants!

Please remove your Priebus from my chair. And wear pants!