Let's change those Hunger-Games-obsessed teens into hungry, game, and intense Deans!

Let's change those Hunger-Games-obsessed teens into hungry, game, and intense Deans!

"Consider the lilies… Lazy fucks.'

"Consider the lilies… Lazy fucks.'

Blackagar… Is that you?

Blackagar… Is that you?

Joseph Smith: Gold Disks. Mitt Romney: Gold Dick.
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OF KOLOB.

Joseph Smith: Gold Disks. Mitt Romney: Gold Dick.
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OF KOLOB.

Yet was Styx mad when Fox played "Mr. Roboto" before Romney's Speech?

Yet was Styx mad when Fox played "Mr. Roboto" before Romney's Speech?

Old man does weird things with his stool. Probably not for the first time.

Old man does weird things with his stool. Probably not for the first time.

Also one of the funniest, in a sort of unintentional, Walker Texas Ranger on the big screen way.

Also one of the funniest, in a sort of unintentional, Walker Texas Ranger on the big screen way.

Of course. That was how Adams' family started.

Of course. That was how Adams' family started.

Indiana-radio-licking corn dogs, specifically.

Indiana-radio-licking corn dogs, specifically.

@avclub-e53fc2424af041d07a7eef5cd8773505:disqus Well that's probably what it 'really' means, I was just talking about one of the obvious ways the story creates tension.

@avclub-e53fc2424af041d07a7eef5cd8773505:disqus Well that's probably what it 'really' means, I was just talking about one of the obvious ways the story creates tension.