Trying to make it interesting:
Really, who would call Aphex Twin "big beat"? He's clearly one of the founders of IDM — he may have gotten his small amount of play over in the U.S. from the same time that the Prodigy were being hyped, but that doesn't mean he's at all similar. (I feel like Evan is thinking of the…

"It wasn’t the greatest show, but it was good enough, and it had a lot of heart hat. "

The Black Guardian was also involved in A Flock of Seagulls' goth-ier rival band, A Murder of Crows.

I do love this feature — are you going to do Full Metal Jacket vs. The Short Timers book, or did I miss it?

"Hold that tiger!" (Which is kind of a dumb song, but if you see the movie, you understand how characters reference it like a pop hit — the LMFAO's "Party Rock" of 1947).

Agreed.

* Scotty plays bagpipes *

Actually Lobsters "1", the Stimulus passed by Obama and Democrats in Congress, despite all the Rep's obstruction, created MILLIONS of Jobs.

Billions and Billions of Carl Sagan Corduroy Blazers

"balls"… Heh heh.

Don't you mean "falafel"?

I just combined fastandsloppy's IAD in my mind with what I know of Breaking Dawn Part I's "birth scene"…

And, off topic, I love when Tom Scharpling pretends River's Edge is a documentary.

I love this Clowny Clowny Clown!

Who are these people? And what's the deal with these Corn Nuts?

"Where's the button on your utility belt that calls your Mom to pick you up?"

Yes sir. And would you like any wine to go with your shine box this evening?

Despite the wonderful Hankness of this episode, it still kind of bites because how much Darlene is in it… But hey, her acting's the only thing that's flat about her! Amirite guys? (Seriously, am I?)

Undoubtedly the soundtrack for Rick Perry's first mansperiments.

If they turn Diamond Dave solely into a backup dancer a la Bez from Happy Mondays, I'll get front row tix.