I was about to say that just having a character take a dump is super lazy and not really funny, but you fine gents/ladies have convinced me otherwise.

Does BAUSS somehow become an acronym for "Married a 13 year old?" Because in that case, I agree.

Kupperman's the only one that I let thrizzle me. In the eyes.

This part of the Inventory reads like a Comics Curmudgeon/AV Club crossover; so, pretty great.

Not disputing your right to defend your criticism, Mr. Ryan, but why is it "completely natural and expected" that the Best Show wouldn't be great every week?

Good, but a little removed from the definition:

Yeah it was great! It also seemed obvious to me that when talking about things he was not so happy about in the last year, he was mostly alluding to things that fans of the show wouldn't even know about.

Removed cause Johnny can't read.

To be fair to your dad, it is one of the easiest titles to get wrong; you're either gonna miss one of the four people, mess up their names, or give their names in the wrong order.

Sploosh! (Water into Wine)

Did she shoplift a chocolate cake? For breakfast? Instead of a good healthy meal? Ruudeee!

Yeah, my parents never felt a need to hide TV from me, although I didn't get to go to R-rated movies (but that fit under saving money, I suspect, more than moral watchdoggin' it).

It's mostly embarrassing for the viewers, as Trump lost all his embarrassment when he simultaneously installed his first gold toilet and went bankrupt for the first time (back in '85).

Please let that be about the care and feeding of Leprechauns.

No.

You're completely correct, there isn't any hypocrisy at all. On the contrary, what is happening is the inexpensive, slave-labor produced devices — built overseas so that Wall Street financiers wouldn't have to pay Americans a decent wage — are being used as an instrument to protest the very same conditions that…

Re: The Point about Comedy Podcasts competing with Album Sales, I think the album can still promise something different from the Podcast. I still plan to buy A Great Stillness since I don't really have a full idea of what Eddie's entire stand up set would be like just from his podcast appearances, funny though they…

So that's where the Doodletown Pipers are from! I thought Dave just made them up for the Letterman Family Christmas.

He is fucking great. Funny all the time.

Australian comedy and Blackface… Where have we heard that before?