Sheba Fett?

My home oven is a heavy-duty one, makes me look like a badass I'm not.

My home oven is a heavy-duty one, makes me look like a badass I'm not.

Col. Cauliflower? Outranks you in hierarchy and flavor.

Col. Cauliflower? Outranks you in hierarchy and flavor.

It's the kind of book that gives book clubs their richly deserved bad name.

It's the kind of book that gives book clubs their richly deserved bad name.

Again? Why did you read that shit the first time?

Again? Why did you read that shit the first time?

What's the menu? I've got baked salmon, potato gratin, gorgonzola pizzette, walnut-mushroom stuffing, roasted squash & pumpkin with a touch of maple syrup. Not including desserts because I'm not making them and salad doesn't count.

What's the menu? I've got baked salmon, potato gratin, gorgonzola pizzette, walnut-mushroom stuffing, roasted squash & pumpkin with a touch of maple syrup. Not including desserts because I'm not making them and salad doesn't count.

That is Lady Amarth to you, pleb.

That is Lady Amarth to you, pleb.

We have a party like every year. The difference is this year I'm cooking and also determined to keep "DJ" friends the fuck away from music. Suggestions welcome. I'm totally cool with giving people what they want as long as it's not completely heinous shit like Mr Saxobeat. My people, bless their souls, are dancing…

We have a party like every year. The difference is this year I'm cooking and also determined to keep "DJ" friends the fuck away from music. Suggestions welcome. I'm totally cool with giving people what they want as long as it's not completely heinous shit like Mr Saxobeat. My people, bless their souls, are dancing…

All Chinese look the same to him?

All Chinese look the same to him?

You should also hire some people to somberly intone "The turtle moves."

You should also hire some people to somberly intone "The turtle moves."

You made me laugh too many times on a dead dog story. You go to hell or where all the good dogs go?