You made me laugh too many times on a dead dog story. You go to hell or where all the good dogs go?

You and Hipster DBag should have a long meaningful conversation. He's like that, but with kids*. 
*The last sentence intentionally left like that so you two sound creepier than you are.

You and Hipster DBag should have a long meaningful conversation. He's like that, but with kids*. 
*The last sentence intentionally left like that so you two sound creepier than you are.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus at this point it's like a Yoko Ono of friends having a Yoko Ono of dogs.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus at this point it's like a Yoko Ono of friends having a Yoko Ono of dogs.

There is an incredibly heartbreaking/uplifting (the sweet dog trying to console his crying pal, gah, it went back to heartbreaking) dog story on one of the AV Club threads. Do NOT read it. It still haunts me.

There is an incredibly heartbreaking/uplifting (the sweet dog trying to console his crying pal, gah, it went back to heartbreaking) dog story on one of the AV Club threads. Do NOT read it. It still haunts me.

Man that's a sweet kid. My friend spent $800 for a purebreed because you know, shelter dogs are a lower form of species or something. I am happy to notice it's growing up to be a total asshole.

Man that's a sweet kid. My friend spent $800 for a purebreed because you know, shelter dogs are a lower form of species or something. I am happy to notice it's growing up to be a total asshole.

Bohumil Hrabal, son. Entire book is one sentence.
A high-minded Ninja Turtle discussion devolves into literature and shit. Only on AV Club.

Bohumil Hrabal, son. Entire book is one sentence.
A high-minded Ninja Turtle discussion devolves into literature and shit. Only on AV Club.

Not before they hold you down in a sewer and make you listen to the entire Mumford oeuvre.

Not before they hold you down in a sewer and make you listen to the entire Mumford oeuvre.

Turtles sucked so if Bay has to ruin it further, more power to him. It will also keep him away from ruining something else. For a while.

Turtles sucked so if Bay has to ruin it further, more power to him. It will also keep him away from ruining something else. For a while.

This is my most favorite thread of the day. People throwing down profanity-laced rants at kids' cartoons makes me laugh harder than a James Bond villain. I'm quite cool with most of the famous characters. I did however have to step up my  Machiavallian game to steer my kid away from Barney. And now that he's grown up…

This is my most favorite thread of the day. People throwing down profanity-laced rants at kids' cartoons makes me laugh harder than a James Bond villain. I'm quite cool with most of the famous characters. I did however have to step up my  Machiavallian game to steer my kid away from Barney. And now that he's grown up…

For answer look for that Mogwai album title.

For answer look for that Mogwai album title.

Neither will "Hello Baby" in Elmo voice.