Even though it's just a copy of her hoo-hah, it will still somehow give you an STD. Finding out which one it is will just be part of the fun.

I think it is also totally an American brand, completely milquetoast and mainstream. Also perfect for Lassiter.

I think it was an accident, like he drained too much without realizing it. The guy was still alive when he left, but he was alone so long and lost so much blood he didn't make it.

No, I think that was really a grenade. I also enjoyed his uzi shooting flowers artwork.

Call me when they come out with Crystar vs. Sectaurs vs. M.U.S.C.L.E. Men movie.

In the video, the bass player is wearing a Cockney Rejects t-shirt. If he knows who they are, it does not reflect in their music.

Eh, whatever's cool with me.

Rihanna runs afoul of an Irishman.

So it's going to be the American remake of the Danish remake of "Nailin' Palin"?

The hooker down the street charges me $1.25!

Dawes is now a VH1 "You Oughta Know" artist. They don't need your broken social scene or your AVClub. They've hit the medium-time now!

I got to see S-K twice. The first time, they seemed disinterested, but the club was SO HOT that I think most people were having a hard time of it. The second time around, they kicked huge ass. Still think it is a chance you should grab if it comes up again.

I liked "Get it Right" or really, I loved half of it, and thought the rest was pretty good.  Can't wait to get this one.

Barry Weiss makes the show. He also brought in those psychics and pissed some folks off. His role seems to be just in it for the fun of it, and to find "cool collectibles," which honestly, the others seem to get more often than he does.