NIce. I'll check it out.

Soft Cell. Absolutely Soft Cell.

Since the 80s I've heard that laser turntables were right around the corner but they never came. It seems like a fairly logical idea to me, so I wonder if there's a problem with sound quality, or if people figured the market isn't there for this kind of technology.

They have to turn Roman before (or at) Wrestlemania, right? Heel Roman champion vs face Dean Ambrose as challenger (complicated by Rollins when he returns) could carry WWE through next Wrestlemania.

I was like 5 when this came out, I liked it at the time, and I had no idea until fairly recently that the game was a dud that nobody liked.

Well, no, they'll still offer 6-album deals, but the label will always retain the right to drop an artist at any point.

Oh my…please accept my apology on behalf of the United States of America. Fortunately our nations' bond is strong enough that Canada did not take this insult as an act of aggression.

Grapes of Wrath, I think.

The worst thing about him: it's only an honorary PhD in Douchebaggery, but he insists that people call him Doctor.

'He may be a hellspawn demon, but he means what he says!'

And Avril is revenge for rejecting 54-40, I'd wager?

Canada gave us Skinny Puppy and Front Line Assembly. That gives the nation a musical lifetime pass. Admittedly, they abuse that pass from time to time. There was serious talk about revoking it when Avril was a thing, but then Front Line dropped Artificial Soldier and everything was cool.

Aboot. Heh heh. ABOOT

Might we see something like this happen next week? The previews suggested Richie wasn't happy with the Kinks-ation of Nasty Bits.

I'm not sure he's ever played a role where he's isn't an asshole. This may be why I'd be slightly afraid to meet him in person. (Not an insult; he's one of my favorite actors.)

'Charles O. Finley . . . is credited with being the impetus behind nighttime World Series games and the designated hitter.'

It's an odd picture…like his body shrank or his head expanded or something.

Broadly, yes, absolutely defendants have a right to a vigorous counsel, no matter how obvious their guilt is. But as with so many things, the OJ trial is a bad exemplar for this principle. Joining an already-established Dream Team of lawyers–one far beyond the capacity of literally every other defendant on trail for…

So what you're telling us is there's nothing you can personally do about Ted Cruz?

You better talk to your 5th grader about Hulu. Otherwise he's just going to hear a lot of dangerous misinformation about it from the other kids at school.