Oh for fuck's sake. I accidentally the whole meaning of the comment.

Top image
That picture is enough to make me want to see that movie, visit Tucker Max's (whoever the fuck that is) blog, or see a movie that anyone anyone listed here is in ever again.

Or should that be, "It's coming (puts on sunglasses) and it's not going to be pretty"

It's coming
I'm bracing myself for the eventual David Caruso comment. It's coming, and it's not going to be pretty.

One More
David Rawlings, guitar player and back up singer for Gillian Welch. One of the most beautiful players I've ever heard.

CHIMP
Jesse Woghin's CHIMP commercial is truly disturbing. Watching that lady with the dead eyes try to shove cotton candy into her puppets mouth may have made this my favorite AV Club article of all time.

Eugene Oregon
Locals will recognize resident yokel Mr. Appliance. He apparently opened a car dealership recently, which has given him an excuse to make twice as many commercials.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Only example I could find. Site also included the fun fact that the TV 20 Yule Log was supposedly filmed at Pauls house
http://preview.tinyurl.com/…

It was called the Diamond Center, but everything else is fucking spot on. The commercial you're talking about was "I'm a credit man", to the tune of "Soul Man" by Sam and Dave

They played those in the Bay Area as well. I can't believe he's still alive. And, yes WOK, as a kid I always thought he was saying Pussy Cow too

I will say that Jackson's faceplant in the first scene looks like it took some commitment.

I'm back. Let us never speak of this again.

Joost here I come!

Bewildered
I feel like I could stare at that picture all day, and still have no idea what was going on. Despite the poor review, I actually want to watch this episode, just to break the cognitive dissonance of what I'm looking at right now. Shrimp wearing fur coats? Octopus face Lovecraftian Elder gods? Zuh?

What a couple of fucksticks.

Her?

Riverdale Fashion
It's been a while since I've made a trip to Riverdale. Why is Veronica dressed like Ally McBeal? Also, Jughead looks like Nicholas Cage in Snake Eyes. I like the jewelers double-breasted number though. Very classy.

Did I miss something?
Is it now required that AV club writers point out there awkward segues? Calling attention to an poorly thought out transition doesn't make it better, it makes it more glaring.
Speaking of glaring…I got nothing

What in god's name…
It looks like Toby from the Office with Marfan Syndrome

What in god's name…
It looks like Toby from the Office with Marfan Syndrome