She told her boyfriend, and that's all you need to know about what happened to the evil impostor scientist.

I think one of the headlines for all those year 2149 related articles Expo Maddy pulled up was "Rebreather Stabbings." I laughed the same laugh as I did at the swordfish scene.

I've missed this show for two weeks or so now, so I was ready for some character development.

It reacted more like a raccoon. I had the sense that Taylor's wonderful acting maybe drove it ten feet away or so, and then it stopped, and stared back for a while until he left.

It's like "The Prisoner"!

My sincerest condolences, my A.V. Club friends.
I'm so sorry for your loss.

It just occurred to me, just now; "Suburgatory" is a pretty weird-looking word, isn't it?

First choice checking yo.

Drake should threaten Timberlake with more "comedy" appearances
on SNL if he doesn't go back into the studio.

Pardon me,
What the hell is The Hub?

And if not, why not?

Nobody dares go for the firstie?
Do the names Vernon Chapman and John Lee weigh
so heavily on our souls?

But this may very well not suck!

I've read three or four. I always thought they were amusing but a little overly-long and overly-speculative. The stories were set in real time, and the protags spent a lot of pages wondering at the significance of literally *everything*. It was almost like he had a rough draft that was a Choose Your Own Adventure and…

Oh. Other people know about this band?
I thought it was just my boss's weird son.

WAAAAAAY too funny for this newswire. Oh my God.

Now you made it kind of sound like sad news.

Good news!

Your video is creepier than mine!!!

For dog lovers, there are dozens of good "dead dog" stories, and they all seem to hit us where we live.