Most people just use a towel.

Ruh-puh-suh.

I use that same device to remember how my parents molested me.

Will Quinzhane Wallis be in it?

Cannot fucking wait for boomers to fuck off and die.

Filmed in glorious SmearycellphoneVision

Millenials are like Gen-Xers dipped in chocolate.

Holy.  Fuck.

It was a masterpiece.

With Michelle Williams as The Good Witch Still Obviously Grieving Over Heath "Pillzapoppin'" Ledger.

Shoulda been Firestarter.

Fat Princess

Ok thank you.

Worst Film Ever Made from the Worst Book Ever Written.

I know, that's a lot of validation for him.  People are going to be watching those movies for another 200 years, and he's one of the best things about each of what he's done.

Fine.

"I regret saying Quinzh*ne W*llis is a c*nt."

"I regret saying my wife is a slut."

"Shhh!  We're the AV Club!  We're hiding from the Onion!"

What a butch dyke dreams after dinner.