"Shhh!  I'm hiding from that cunt Quinzhane Wallis!"

Unless it was Quinzhane Wallis-Tobias.

…right?

Um… right guys?

You know, Quvenzhane Wallis is kind of a cunt.

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ASK ME!   ASK ME!

For Those About To Bock,

Whoever controls the spice, controls the universe!

Meta much?

No, he can just describe his problem to the freak without doing all four years of Freakshow School.

Get some shut-eye, Yorke.

Let's play Morrissey or dipshit teenager:

He gets hit in the face with a watermelon too in the first 10 min.  Not shitting you I'm buying this in May you'll never ever see it again.

You can, actually, nuke everyone from orbit without them all being in the same room, Zero Dark Derpy.

This is gonna to be the first time I give Zoe Kazan money without a card attached.

Your girlfriend's coke habit at Harvard?  That horrible couch?

Inspiring last words by a young guy who must remain resilient in the face of having to work at the AV Club.

Did you just give us the lesson?