This is even better the second time around, the second time around.

YOU MAKE THEM SOUND THE BEATLES, CONTROL YOURSELF!

"I'm reading lots of intriguing material on this "Stoker" movie."
— last words of 55-year-old dental hygenest's assistant, Columbus, OH.

Fuck.

"Horror movies are magnetic zeros."

Like John Travolta and Ashton Kutcher!

How about "Dr. G", an AV Club parody about a gay doctor who carefully removes the edges from his own sense of humor, and posts the results on this very site?

Um, that spells "Orange Rope Thigh".

This update co-brought to you by Andrea Battleground, who will stop at nothing to get a head.

No, it was just their royalty checks that got sucked in there.

I was going to make a smart-ass joke, and then I FORGOT IT!

Someone should call you The Sentencer.

oh you too?  video?  you got a link for me to a video?
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"…for nothing."

In honor of all she's accomplished, I'm getting rid of all my paperclips.

"I just wanna cum, please god just let me cum."
— Nate Silver blurb for The Canyons

That's awful!

I JUST DISCOVERED MY COUSIN JAMES VAN DER BEEK CUTS THE DICKS OFF OF KIDS & FRIES THEM UP & SELLS THEM OUT OF FOOD TRUCKS IN SANTA BARBARA!

What happened??