PLEASE GOD DON'T FUCKING DO THIS ME!

No, no, no — fucking ALL OF YOU missed the point.

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Ashton Kutcher sucks dicks like Travolta.

Except this industry spits out N words and turns out Disney ditzes to lez sex and coke, and they can do it to any woman, they can do it to you, you can see how scared the actresses are, they can be thrown away, they can lose it all, one minute you're Hilary Swank and then there's Jessica Chastain, because they're…

who the fuck are you? Some fag on the staff?

Can't wait for Zoe Kazan's touching tribute to her granpap, Elia, by gently, lovingly making sure everyone's sitting where they're supposed to.

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Your closer shave hurt?

David Lynch, Stephen King & College Rock.

Tuna Fishin' 87!

Show was a failure that never knew what it wanted.  It stalled not just for time but for genius.  It wanted to be genius so bad.  But that was really just the crew making it look good.  This show was just a pretty face.  Where's Knauf working now?  WKLM Boise?

Sorry about yesterday.

Sean O' Neal is 37 years old today!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAN!

Most of her friends are gay men.  Just a guess.

Dream Job = contradiction in terms or a tool's favorite phrase?

"Unnnndfd f   sduuuuu rrrrr  rrrrrrrrr r  adfdfdfuou    uuuuuuuu —-"
"No, David Cross, it's either your integrity or your career you can fit through the hole, not both."

Awwwwww, you didn't ask him about Vincent Gallo thinking that he fucked Julia, and that's why they don't talk no more?

A must-see for hipsters who need to find their fucking balls again and stop sucking Brooklyn dick

Zoe Kazan will play the thinning air.