Boy does this man feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel for the woooooooooooooooooooorld
He feeeels for theeeeeeeee wooooooooorrrrrrrld
the white, white wooooooooooooooooorld
He's got that whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite,
that whhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite feeeeeeeeelin'….

This ain't that prick's fault.  You check out her Wikipedia?  That ain't just bad relationships and bad luck.

Revolver or automatic?

You made me cry.

no… you should take it as an indication that she's dead?

*imagines hitting it big at age 20, and by age 23, I'm old news*

Are you saying guns result in peace?

Then go drive on out there and get you some McRib!

And the Oscar goes to…

Mindy's gift arrived TODAY.

I guess guns should stay legal.

"The hand of God" on little boys knees, amirite?  Amiwhite?

I thought if you were a misogynist, then you'd sort of given up on love already.

Michael Mann is to David Fincher what David Fincher is to Michael Mann.

"A, Always.  B, Be.  C, Closing: Always Be Closing — you got that you fucking dykes!"

"And then you got to climb to the top of the 20th Century Fox logo, and you're going to find some white, studio suit sticking his dick out, and you're gonna to suck it like a shy Catholic boy.  We're losing the light, so let's make it good and do it quick…"

If I want to see black people fuck around for money I'll go to Taco Bell.

I am, f*gg*t.

Those two make fistfucking look adorable.

You tell him, Jikeake.