Flag people are Vexillophiles. (Or if they're serious, vexillologists.) Which is way cooler than Flagateers.

Is the multiple turkey an established sitcom Thanksgiving thing? I remember an episode of Mad About You that involved them going down to the Korean bodega which seemed to have an unlimited supply of turkeys. Then there was a Newhart episode where both in-laws brought turkeys. Any other French farces involving multiple…

I feel like Stefon should review this episode on Weekend Update. This show has everything: house fires, brainwashing, Dichen Lachman, immortal Nazis, space aliens, Agent Carter, and that guy from Twin Peaks.

More like Ted Danson in CSI this season.

Sadly, they couldn't afford Marlene Dietrich and had to go with May Britt.

Strange you should mention Theo because when Haley mentioned she had an interview with Gavin Sinclair, all I could think was she had an interview with Gordon Gartrell.

Sheldon was already in college by the age of 11. So his speech about not going to prom was a bit weird. How much interest in prom would a 10-year old have shown back in high school?

I'm pretty sure the I Hate Mondays mug is alien tech.

Not even the Space Canine Patrol Agents?

Apple products come with a 1 year warranty. If you want an additional two years, you buy Apple Care for a lot of money.

They're in Chicago? I thought it was set in New York.

I recall an episode of Friends where Chandler Bing's mysterious job had something to do with the weenis, but google tells me that was actually WENUS.

Good Omens - The Supernatural Edition.

Could they be reported to Social Services? I wouldn't mind seeing Tilda Swinton on Suburgatory.

At MIT, the Smoot is a unit of measurement named after a fraternity pledge who was used to measure the Harvard Bridge. It's great because said pledge, Oliver Smoot, went on to become the chairman of ANSI.

In my alternative reality, Portia is busy working on a later season of Better Off Ted.

U-Boats spent most of their time on the surface. They'd only submerge to avoid being attacked. Since it's 1936, they're not under any military threat. 
However, they did film scenes of him being dragged along by a periscope, but dropped it because it looked silly.The no fresh water is a bigger problem. Frequent supply…

I look forward to the return of the Robert Moses manuscript from time to time.

The traditional sitcom way to resolve the Words With Friends subplot would have it be Manny playing for Jay. Didn't see the "Jay is an etymological savant" turn coming.

I've seen Birds. Don't give them ideas.