Is Kenneth Branagh involved?

I was convinced for a few moments that Zack Handlen had put Zack Handlen down as his lifetime grudge. Meta.

I'm the goddamn Batman.

And who'd have thought Yeoman Rand would turn out to be a ghost robot from the future?

It's a shame that TNG never did a mirror universe episode. But then, how would they depict Evil Riker's facial hair? The mind boggles.

The sitcom to which Mr Oates refers was 'Heil Honey, I'm Home!'

mbs, I must protest - in what way was Samuel L Jackson never suited to play a baddass, take-no-prisoners FBI hardcase who dislikes snakes on planes?

Borges rocks balls. The House of Asterion is probably my favourite - three pages long, and every word is perfect.

REZNOR SMASH!

Leningrad Cowb oys
He played a car dealer in Leningrad Cowboys Go America!, which is probably the best chance I'll ever get to bring them up on these boards. I saw the Leningrad Cowboys live and they were fucking awesome.

COMMUNIST!

He's on the other cheek.

PEOPLE! Whatcha doin'?
Standing on the verge of gettin' it on!

Seconded. Zack Snyder wins (for the first and probably last time)!

Irony
That video clip was so painful, it made me want to reach for the painkillers.

Brick is excellent, and love for it requires little or no explanation.

So did Ted Bundy.

MEDIC! WE GOT A SWOONER!

Get the President on the line!

How near-the-knuckle!