…and exactly how is a no smoking sign on your cigarette break ironic?

I'm already cutting a hole into my popcorn bucket. I have no plans of seeing this though.

"Go home Dave, you're not in this!"

We used to drink varnish while dancing on top of a moving station wagon. Damn kids today with their bike helmets and sissy parents!

Except that I never once said that she wasn't attractive. It's just not a great picture of her.

Something odd about that header image. The angle of her head and pure whiteness of her face and redness of her lips is….odd.

He looks an odd mix of Forrest Gump and the guy from Sling Blade in that picture.

Get your monkey's for nothin' and your chimps for free!

Well if you wanna get off you better stay on toots!

Master Blaster!!

Is he wearing the 80's era Woman's Wrestling Championship belt in that photo?

Film at 11

I'm writing a series called Project: Blue Balls about my failed love life between the years of 18-26.

Again, I think he's a terrible person and can't believe anyone would vote for him. It's just that the article leaves out the fact that over 75% of the vote was already in when the alleged body slamming took place.

Yes.

"Do you have another cigaroo?"

Bitches be crazy

My penis is confused…..?

No doubt.

I'm in no way condoning what he did, but they did say that over 75% of the vote was already in when he super-plexed the guy so he was going to win anyhow.