I was dreading seeing this when my daughter selected it as her birthday movie with friends, but it was actually good. Not sure we need a follow-up, but I'll see it.

I don't know nothin' bout fancy liquors but she sure is purty.

I think they should take these movies and give them ill-fitting directors to see what happes:

I read that as "Dark Universe" jizzz

I think he's gonna pork her.

Mathers’ attorney apologized for the incident, saying, “she really apologizes from the bottom of her heart for what happened. She never thought this would come out like this. Never intended to hurt anyone.” - Fuck this. She posted it with cruel intent to shame the person she photographed. I hope she's in pieces…

Neato.

This checks checks out. You're free to go.

Never watched and never wanted to. Not sure that adds anything useful but there it is.

*Checks*

It might be quicker to list what I;m NOT lying to you about, dear children.

They know we don't usually buy movies so they haven't asked. Hopefully they've moved onto something else.

My baloney has a first name it's…..

That dude is supposed to be a hunk? He looks like a half melted wax figure of Freddie Mercury.

I can't wait to not watch this!

I saw the first one in the theater and then never watched any of the sequels until recently. After watching 2 and 3 with my kids, I keep lying and saying that the library doesn't have 4 so I don't have to watch it, and in turn, go see the new one.

The new season of Casey: Undercover looks…confusing.

I knew there was a "Val Kilmer's too fat to fit into an fighter jet" joke in there somewhere. Take a bow, sir.

2Cock2Tail…

"Sir! You can't take the steam tray!"