"Hi! I'm Gina Linetti. The human form of the '100' Emoji."

It's actually "Yes, most of the patents were submitted after the decision of the supreme court… Sure… Thank you, Mr. Scherzinger."

Reminded me of that John Mulaney bit…

I can't believe they actually wrote, shot, approved and aired that shit, without anybody in this entire chain of production going postal…

Well, I guess the Matthews knowing all along part is kinda cool. Everything else sounds hackneyed and silly. So I could totally see that shit play out exactly as you say. And boy, do I not give a shit…

Mine was "Nothing to Lose"

I was thinking the same… Come on. As if a coroner wouldn't immediately see that the toe was cut off post-mortem. Those wounds tend to heal on a living person.

"Ize of the World" and "Metabolism"?

Still, Michael could meet GOB and George Michael for lunch, then meet Tobias and Lindsay at home, after that, go to his parents home. Not all together, but all in one episode.

Just spitballing here, but could it be that we WILL meet the mother in this season's finale, BECAUSE the shows creators were uncertain of there being a season nine? Assuming of course, that all scripts are already written and shot…

Just spitballing here, but could it be that we WILL meet the mother in this season's finale, BECAUSE the shows creators were uncertain of there being a season nine? Assuming of course, that all scripts are already written and shot…

Just thought this might come in handy sometime: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/15…

Just thought this might come in handy sometime: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/15…

I agree, although at first I though he was starting to mock Carl. That would've been fucked up…

I agree, although at first I though he was starting to mock Carl. That would've been fucked up…

Funny story, actually. Remember that TV series "Kung Fu", from the '70s? Well, he choked himself to death with a rope, while jacking off.

Funny story, actually. Remember that TV series "Kung Fu", from the '70s? Well, he choked himself to death with a rope, while jacking off.

Ah don' even shound like dat!

Ah don' even shound like dat!

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