I wonder if puppy play involves putting down newspapers for the "puppy" to piss and shit on.

But does it sound like hilarious comedy?

"Semi big deal profession" Wishfully imagining you are a staffer for a Republican politician…

Having listened to 2 minutes of one of their songs, I have decided this article is bullshit and this band is Pavement with significantly less charm.

Well, let me take you out for coffee and explain the importance of God's love in your life for hours. What? Not interested? The hell with you.

I have not seen this yet, but I agree. Who doesn't expect Silverman to be vulgar? Maybe she was vulgar in unexpected ways, but nothing in the review suggests she was.

I remember when an Undead rogue ganked me repeatedly in World of Warcraft. I finally got on my Horde account to tell him off and he accused me of being butthurt and told me to QQ some more.

So what was the point of showing Thanos at the end of the first movie?

I thought that was Steve Carell in the picture.

The A*Team didn't even kill off extras.

Ha ha, you have a point there.

I always assumed John Lennon was lying about Julian's drawing.

Remember when Yaweh sent the Israelites quail because they wouldn't stop whinging about meat and then they ate too much of it and they were all sick?

Humberto Ramos. Like his stuff or no?

A biker called me a faggot once in Daytona. Presumably because I was at the beach in a swimsuit and not jeans and a leather vest.

I thought everyone liked Bridesmaids except me. I couldn't get through it.

The ad campaign is touting involvement from Martin Scorsese. I guess it was a limited involvement.

My sister and I were pretty competitive when we were kids over stupid shit (because I was better than her at important stuff!). We had a hula hoop contest that went on for a really long time — at least it did in my faded memories. So, I would say I could do it a lot longer then than I can now.

Could just be a blubber divot.

I think it's an appendix scar. My wife has one that looks different than that, but is in the same place.