Next week: a letter asking about Rod Stewart and a soccer team.

Do you feel guilty when you listen to Cat Scratch Fever?

Jenny Lewis? Say it ain't so!

And just how much are we supposed to tip the rifleman?

I never really thought too much about gay marriage, but after I got my marriage certificate, I was definitely fine with it. That was about as sacrosanct as renewing my car registration.

I don't think you and your MA can take all the credit.

I seriously doubt very many people mistake Meshell Ndegeocello for Michelle Shocked.

Yeah, I assumed she was a lesbian, too…when I saw her on Letterman 15 or so years ago and then never thought of her again.

The Smell of Success: no amount of Polish will make this turd shine.

You guys should really give Paul Kinsey's screenplay a chance.

Don't appreciate the patrician, WASPy handsomeness of the Bushes?

He's TV star morbidly obese.

I wonder why it makes such a compelling fantasy. The Onion must have done a story about how "real life House loses yet another patient."

Andrea actually walked to the prison before — remember when she curb-stomped a zombie to make her own pet?

It's certainly consistent with the comic.

Your opinion may or may not be the opinion of basically everyone else.

You're just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut! Don't touch that fur coat!!!

Everyone was an anti-Semite in the 19th Century.

Yeah, that has to be a circle of hell.

For an angry New Yorker, you are refreshingly circumspect on this topic.