Did you cleanse your palettes between chips? Seems like there would be a lot of residual Sriracha.

Woah, Black Betty Abalam…

Yeah, the AV Club was far more ZMF before than it is now. The regulars now ask each other about their jobs, and have little contests and everything! It's like a Second Life guild. ZMF it up a bit more, ya buncha pantywaists!

I wish I saw the original post that resulted in the thread above, but this will have to do.

I'd like to think that if my job was to create AV Club content, I wouldn't be as likely to goldbrick, but I probably would.

Now that is some fine, high-grade bullshit. You must have an MA.

Straight from the Mississippi River?

She didn't get to vote after the tie, right?

@avclub-3d010f67a12c1fb88e0da25edd6e6ca2:disqus Latrine jacking is probably the best option, but I don't know if the smell of open sewer would ruin it for me or not.

It takes them a whole book and a half to finish chewing through Sam's corpse.

Well, I would not give you false hope…

"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose…"
Anyone I've ever met who quotes scripture chapter and verse is a Bible-thumper of the first order who has a bandolier of go-to verses to argue with unbelievers. Leaving aside the reasonable assumption that atheists are generally unconvinced by arguments made solely from…

Wow, she looks ridiculously young.

I wonder if any car can be used as a prop without permission from an automaker. Presumably yes, but I wonder these things on a Monday morning at work.

She learned it at Music Editor camp.

Whether it's a budding showmance or a hidden immunity idol, a bulge in your pocket can be your undoing in Survivor.

He also could have been in shit with the school if someone made a deal out of it.

28 years young!

Well, if the word "magically" offends your sensibilities, how about if everyone suddenly said, Peta and Bill Maher are right. No more meat consumption for us. That's the goal for Peta is it not?

You don't make friends with salad!