Maybe he wouldn't even want the opportunity.

As a veteran of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time, I've slogged through my share of mediocre writing — not to say the whole thing was mediocre, but Jordan could have used a strong editor. Then again, I came to it late and was reading one after another when some of the repetition may have been intentional — to remind the…

Thanks for the responses. Looks like the whole set is inexpensive, so maybe I'll buy it all and start at the beginning. No doubt there is loads of content that will feel fresh.

I can't wait
Now I need to figure out which of Martin's books I should pick up so I can continue from where we've been dropped off.

Millions of people, but not you though.

Train
On one hand, I hated every time I was forced to listen to them at the gym or some such (ok, when I dined in at McDonald's). On the other hand, look at those older dudes still charting! Helps me keep my dreams alive.

I asked my friend if I could play a zombie or a corpse in one of their productions, but I guess he's too big time for me now.

I rarely
know anyone involved in a movie, but I went to university with one of the credited writers on this project. He was obsessed with movies, especially modestly-budgeted horror, his entire life and it's great to see him following his dreams.

Amber Heard
Is so completely stunning — I think I could sit through anything to pretend to be in her presence.

Food truck craze
I can't wait to tell the old Lebanese man who sells kebabs from a truck parked in an abandoned dirt lot near my office that he is trendy — and very likely to get fucked silly by some hotties in the near future.

At least you're not 30-something and working for Vice.

Yeah, I'm in Canada and they tax booze here VERY heavily. Every drinker I know always brings back the max allowable when they go to the US or points south.

Yeah, someone needs to carry the one or something.

Glenfiddich
Most scotch drinkers swear by it, but it ain't cheap. If that's in your stocking from me, that's all you're getting.

33 seconds
That how long I could take it.

Rare
A band with only one guy who wants to sing? Usually, the lead guitarist is horning in on the vocalist. Here's a time they could have used a second vocalist.

Did someday say Last Christmas?!

Lots of musicians can't sight read and programs that transcribe what you play into sheet music have been around for at least 20 years — maybe they actually work well now. I was more wondering if Kanye could do much of anything with a room full of instruments that cannot be plugged into a computer.

Anyone know
Can Kanye play any musical instrument or is he totally a programmer type musician?

Play her off BB Bunny
That was hilarious.