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hah the premise for that pilot is genuinely weird for a 70's show. the opening scene the dad wakes up in bed and starts cuddling with his wife and talking sexy only to pull back the covers and reveal he's been mashing his dick up against the buttocks of his own 8 year old son who snuck in while the mom was making

"What are we in slow motion here?! C'mon what are you hypnotized? Have some more kids why don't you? Jesus Christ move it!"

You've really never had a best friend? Is this a normal phenomenon?

Rabin has a feature on The Dissolve called 'Forgotbusters' where he examines 'blockbusters' that were popular that never made a mark on the public consciousness

Olajuwon (Anchors the defense and works down low, plus you don't want the Admiral to disappear on you in a game with this much on the line)
Malone (had a nice 18 footer and pick and pop' game, stretches the paint to let Hakeem work down low, underrated defender)
Mullin (Thought long and hard about Pippen who was by far

Yeah, the fate of the world was never at stake. Unless the implication is that a world without Jordan is a world not worth living in.

Bradley actually had a sneaky decent 'quality rotational player' caliber career for how much shit he gets

Merchandise

Wild, Wild West and Willenium, 1999. Will Smith was never as cool again.

No Strings Attached sold 2.5 million albums in one week. That's albums, not ITunes Singles.

You could have said "Will I go out and buy the 25th anniversary edition of Space Jam? No."

Watching it on TV if it were on right now is traditionally thought of as a very low bar.

You stink

the existence of this video is objective proof that this movie should never have been a forgotbuster

what were a bunch of teenagers doing seeing About Schmidt unsupervised to begin with? Why didn't they sneak into Gangs of New York instead?

I viewed it as a homage to High School High

UPN also had Veronica Mars and Everyone Hates Chris

Laugh at the CW, but at least they know who they are, and let their hair down and have a little fun doing it. NBC showed up at school last week with cornrows and gold chains and this week with dockers and a sweater vest and hair parted down the middle. CBS is busy stuffing everyone into lockers and taking lunch money.

There can only be one

Wow, this looks broadly appealing enough that I can already tell it's going to be her fourth straight comedy to pass $100 million at the box office. It will be interesting to see when she gets her first $20 million payday.