It's up there with 'frightening the Queen', which the best crime that exists anywhere in the world.

YOU HAVE TO CLEANSE THE CITY, DAVY.

Sex and the City 2 has Liza Minelli singing "Single Ladies" at a gay wedding straight out of Breakfast at Tiffany's.

That. Is. Fucking. Amazing.

Kristen Bell would give me a boner even if she was talking about her impacted wisdom teeth while wearing a parka.

For obvious reasons, I feel as though I have to point out that, in that picture, Cage is doing what they refer to in acting circles as "Gowron eyes".

*blushes politely*

Sure, Mikey…you can have sex with Ryan Reynolds all you want.

Weird Al remains the only inductee at the Comedic Song Parody Hall of Fame. It's located in Hayesville, Ohio, next to the rifle range.

You say that to Neil Peart when he's sitting behind his 99-piece drum kit and he's liable to climb out of there and stab you in the heart.

Any sex with Brittany Murphy these days had better be metaphorical.

But will there be a scene where the Champ is looking for a local boy to give a shot at the title? And then later his manager finds out that the guy they picked is a southpaw and gets all nervous, and the Champ is like, whatever, I can handle it? And then it turns out that its actually a big deal in the fight?

I want to see that Wolverine story where he goes to Madripoor and fights a group of Yakuza addicted to this drug derived from spider-monkey brains that comes in the form of little yellow lighting bolt pills.