Who wants a bite of my self-pity sandwich?

Who wants a bite of my self-pity sandwich?

You guys talking about that mop handle with the beak?

You guys talking about that mop handle with the beak?

Somebody less lazy than me needs to post the freaky slow-mo video of Paul Deen eating a doughnut hamburger.

Somebody less lazy than me needs to post the freaky slow-mo video of Paul Deen eating a doughnut hamburger.

There are sooo many genii around here.

There are sooo many genii around here.

I've heard from several people that Alton Brown is a total douche.

I've heard from several people that Alton Brown is a total douche.

"IT'S NOT LUPUS!"

Oh, Sean, you magnificent bastard, did you pick out those photos?

Ok, so I'm not sifting through 7 pages of comments, but X-Files's ninth season has one saving grace: the episode where Burt Reynolds plays the gamemaster. Written by Chris Carter, yet reminiscent of the Darin Morgan episodes.

"You wanna play bowling?"

I just came here to say that the creepy guy in the above picture looks like Dr. House.

I read the review of the Cinderella episode and then saw the episode and I really don't understand what the complaints were about. The cinderella aspect wasn't even the main focus; it was just a cute little twist they put in background.  After seeing, I started to wonder whether AVClub editors demand a criticism quota…

"SQUEEE!"

@washington Dave Matthews is from South Africa and Andy likes the Dave Matthews  Band.

This episode made me want my own Ben more than ever.

I liked how even Chris Traeger hates him.