From now on, whenever I feel sad, I'm going to instead think about this thread and giggle.

As long as it wasn't Michelangelo…

ugh

I would almost certainly go gay for Rashida Jones and I am not at all into lady parts.

But they were all Geeks. Or Freaks…

Also, WOW I did not know Matt Bomer is gay.

I used to have a huge crush on Henry Pollard/ Adam Scott until that scene where he was in the hot tub and I saw that his upper arms were roughly the width of large carrots.

Also from the "cute kid" to "sex on a stick" category:
Jamie Bell
Joseph Gordon-Levitt (too obvious?)
the kid from "About a Boy"

@avclub-db0c35ce2663c0e8c4b3f38642a49748:disqus (and @avclub-ccc36675ce8d7286aff56ecccb53d0a5:disqus  ) Oddly, while reading the article, I had a thought progression very similar to the one this thread has taken. First I was thinking, "Isn't anyone at AVC gay?" And then I thought,  "Wait, is anyone at AVC anything…

I'm going to guess (and I could definitely be wrong) that, because it was a federal judge, it was a federal crime and that back then federal prisoners weren't executed. Does that matter, law people? Please weigh in.

Should have been Sam Rockwell, but Woody will do.

As a little girl, I also had a crush on the fox version of Robin Hood and have heard several other people say the same thing. Also, Dr. Sam Beckett who was tragically trapped in the past.
Later, Toby AND Josh from "The West Wing," and Fox Mulder.

It's getting mighty 2012 around these parts.

House dies in the finale and Stephen Fry welcomes him to the afterlife.

"pulls the plug"
I wonder how long Sean's been keeping that one in his backpocket.

Biscuit?

The Channing 2: The Stockard Channing

2nd piece of father-related movie trivia that the AV Club message boards have taught me today…

Scooping the cat litter, vacuuming, loading the dishwasher… My life is so exciting…

I think it looks cool, but I also don't think I've seen any of the found footage or mockumentary horror movies since 'Blair Witch'…