Oh.  You call it "faux-mayonnaise," do you?

*rereads TaumpyTearrs' post 42 times in a row*

How do you know you two HAVEN'T met at a rest stop off I-95?  From what I hear about them…

A tsp or 2 of Penzey's Maharajah Curry Powder added to the water.

Butter.  A shitload of butter.

I'll see your Eagle Man and raise you a Moo & Oink.

We in the Chicago media market, after years of such silliness, now merely shake our heads, chuckle, and say, "oh, those incorrigible Smithe boys, what'll they think of next?"

I'd pop THAT tootsie!

At least that would bring the number of overtly racist Oriental TV characters up to a respectable level.  'Bout time.

Superstar is a rock OPERA, you fuckwit.

Superstar is a rock OPERA, you fuckwit.

@bcfred:disqus  All nestled in a keffiyeh of hashbrowns.

@bcfred:disqus  All nestled in a keffiyeh of hashbrowns.

Why not?  They have a Hobbit menu.

Why not?  They have a Hobbit menu.

Oh, I'm watching for it, I have SUCH a firstie planned.

I see what you did there.

I see what you did there.

please show me how to spin now.

Now, now, it's not a competition.