Now, now, it's not a competition.

A half-dozen of us Python nerds from our totally nerd clique saw him on one of his early speaking tours at a college outside Chicago. We decided we'd ask him what he considered to be his greatest achievement in life, but that we'd all stand up and ask it in unison.  So as he's asking for questions, we all stand up at…

A half-dozen of us Python nerds from our totally nerd clique saw him on one of his early speaking tours at a college outside Chicago. We decided we'd ask him what he considered to be his greatest achievement in life, but that we'd all stand up and ask it in unison.  So as he's asking for questions, we all stand up at…

You can't say "baiter" on the internet.

You can't say "baiter" on the internet.

Would monsieur like another bucket?

Would monsieur like another bucket?

It was in a Gilliam animation sequence about a young prince, who gets a black spot on his face which he foolishly ignores, and then dies of cancer/gangrene (he comically flips over on his back with his arms and legs straight up in the air).

It was in a Gilliam animation sequence about a young prince, who gets a black spot on his face which he foolishly ignores, and then dies of cancer/gangrene (he comically flips over on his back with his arms and legs straight up in the air).

"CHICKENS DON'T CLAP!!"

"CHICKENS DON'T CLAP!!"

That, and intentionally stomping his spikes on the opposing pitcher's ankle when he was covering first on an infield grounder Harper hit really didn't help.

@Escaped maniac with a hook han  Why would he jack his hat off?

This person???

Does pedophilic fapping count as a "crush?"

WHAT THE FUCK is that clipart at 0:45 of the doctor molesting a little girl??  Who uses that in any kind of document?

I worked at a Toys "R" Us (they're VERY PARTICULAR about the quotes, y'know) for 2 days as holiday staff (that's what my nameplate even said, like anybody gave a fuck) when I was 18.

I play their "Sleigh Ride" when I've got all the decorations boxes up from the basement and start in the decoratin'.  Also, it's great as a gentle intro to friends who've never hear of SNZ.  "La Grippe" would be a shock to most (normal) people's systems.

I'm with The Nuge, "I'll Be Home For Christmas" always get me, too, especially considering the context of the times; hundreds of thousands of servicemen away from home, many of them for the first time in their young lives, fighting in a horrific war.

BESIDES that…