"The Aristocrats!"

Now what the fuck am I supposed to do with this houseful of gimps I adopted?

I don't get it: he's smiling in the picture!

"devoid of inspiration"

Sure it wasn't cause-and-effect?

How about a puking hooker?

You are DEAD to me.

A small, solitary tear just rolled down my cheek.

All of them, Katie.

FUCK cat narration.

You're sure he wasn't just *re-enacting* dead?

Vag or gtfo

also rmvd

rmvd

It was "a joke."  Tauntaun?  Space heater?  Hello, McFly?

You're not far off.  Gary Coleman was my generation's Peter Pan.

I don't even know you people any more.

He'll also be forced to sleep with 12 young boys, as that's what Jackson would have done had he reached average life expectancy.

4G rocks.  I liked your comment before I even read it.

How DARE you!