Solo Carbonite trays sold out.  I went with the tauntaun space heater.

If I want historically inaccurate horseshit about Lincoln, I get it from the definitive source: O'Reilly's book.  At least that's funny.  Like how Lincoln got shot while riding in a Kennedy Towncar.  COINCIDENCE????

You're supposed to pin those on your *shoulder*?

Hey you can find pictures of that Blair dude without the black bar over his eyes on the internet

The letter, not the little kid finding it.

I liked when that one guy wrote a letter to her cunt in that one movie and the little kid found it.

Obtuse drug reference.  Like 420

Fucker made a meal loaded with gluten and allergens.

Yeah but those were crotchless.

Not necessary.  You're not meant to stand or walk in them at all whatsoever.

NOOOOOOOOO!!

*Nourth

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>>on its ear

Who?
Who?

This video
gives me a boehner.

The Showtime Rotisserie totally freaking owns. Seriously. Best chicken you will EVER taste in your life.

I dunno
I thought Hot Tub Time Machine was pretty good.

*curtsies*

"now that he's dead…
…taking advantage of Michael Jackson has never been easier."