My ballsiest move was probably doing just that with a girl with whom I'd been sort of verbally sparring at a party. There was pretty obviously some serious sexual tension going on between us, but I'm not usually the best at reading these situations or overly confident in my read (especially when I was 20 or 21) but I…

@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus Ha! As soon as Earth Rocker ended I put on … Like Clockwork for the final few minutes of my commute. I'll probably end up listening to QOTSA on the way home too.

I have a 5K run thing for work in a few weeks – I've been casually running on the treadmill a couple of times a week for a few months now and slowly upping my distance, but it's getting down to crunch time and this week I've finally reached the point where I can run 5K without embarrassing myself.

Two kind of stupid irrational fears for me:

If you're expecting funny you'll be disappointed, but it's kind of silly and surreal and most importantly an ass-kickingly peppy little tune.

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts!

Your sister is my new favourite person in the world.

Those things always come out when you're at your most vulnerable. Sitting on the shitter at 2 am? Half asleep in the shower first thing in the morning? Yep, fucking centipede.

When my now-wife and I first moved in together, we had a month of overlap when she still had her old apartment and we had our new place, so we moved everything but the furniture and abandoned her place for a few weeks until our actual moving day.

My advice is plain old onesies and/or footie pyjamas – no need to get the fancy, cutesy shit and don't feel bad about hitting up the clearance racks or outlet stores –  just everyday things that the kid is going to wear all the time. If you can someday save the parents from doing yet another fucking load of laundry…

No shuffle for me today – it's been all Clutch all the time.

God damn… that seriously sucks.

Hooray for Old 97s!

I hope you had "Dean's Dream" on there because that is the greatest Dead Milkmen song.

Exactly. If he was able to steal that money out from under his wife's nose I highly doubt his side piece knew where it was coming from either. My guess would be that he was playing bigshot to impress her with how fabulously wealthy he was.

What @avclub-e61aa34d4fdadea6be28371410ba224a:disqus and @avclub-545a6cf5d728f5c462e5d8722a177baa:disqus said.

"Human loser" is such a great, nonsensical insult.

It's weird, my mom doesn't look like the queen, nor does she look like Scott Thompson, but Scott Thompson as the queen? Spitting image of my mom.

I think I "like" SCTV more just because it was such a big part of my childhood/teens and honestly a lot of the characters feel like family to me (who wouldn't want to spend Christmas with the Schmenges? More cabbage rolls and coffee, please!), but KITH is probably the "better" show.

That's interesting, because I've always thought the reason it didn't really click for me was because I got it as a triple 10" album (it was a gift) which was kind of a pain in the ass to listen to. I do really love some of the songs (especially the awesomely disorienting "Turnin' On The Screw") but 12 songs spread…