"a pregnant woman that gets stabbed in the baby"

I've only heard the album a few times so far, but yeah, that one definitely stood out.

@avclub-b9a25e422ba96f7572089a00b838c3f8:disqus She'll stop by the bodega for some Honey Nut Cheerios and Tommem will shoot her in the head with a crossbow for no god damn reason.

I saw him in some movie about coal miners and sexual harassment starring Charlize Theron and he lived, but there were very few swords in that movie.

Do you remember that bit when St. Tibulus, he tried to take that banana off the other lad?

Down with this sort of thing!

And the Steve Miller Band!

I still do, but I used to, too.

I haven't had a cup of tea without saying that in nigh on 20 years.

Y'know, I always forget that album exists but I remember liking it a lot at the time. Haven't heard it in years though – I think it was the last tape I actually bought so it was probably shunted aside as soon as I got a CD player.

"Brain Drain" was the first Ramones album I heard, so I still have quite a bit of fondness for it, and yes "I Believe in MIracles" kicks all kinds of ass. It also includes "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)" which has gone on every Christmas mixtape and playlist I've made in the past 22 years.

I'll be honest, I didn't know the difference between Memorial Day and Veteran's Day until right now, so this is potentially useful knowledge!

Why don't you lay off the Asians, Richie.

What do you do if you want something that looks like a Mexican?

Oof. I'm not usually squeamish or afraid of bugs but those fucking centipedes terrify me. They're like disembodied eyebrows running around the house.

Lalalalalala i can't hear you

That's still my second* favourite punch line, so I can't say I blame her.

No one else wants to be a Flintstone? I want one of those big racks of brontosaurus ribs and I bet you could bribe that woolly mammoth to let you take a peek through the window while Betty was in the shower.

Dick York, Dick Sargent, Sergeant York… Wow, that's weird.

I don't really have much to add here but I handed out likes to everybody in this thread because Clone High's the greatest.