Probably thinking of Criminal Minds?

Don't.

@avclub-bf7565206c35f79480e514fcb8681516:disqus That one was just on this morning!

I never really watched Mr. Rogers as a kid (as a Canadian, I grew up in a Mr. Dressup household) but my two year old loves Daniel Tiger and I have to say it's a pretty good kids' show.

Strangely enough I watched an episode of Muppet Babies with my two-year-old, Muppet-obsessed daughter last weekend. She wasn't that into it, but I laughed at a couple of the gags.

Thinking the same thing, although I guess at that age the difference between 12 and 15 is a pretty huge gap.

See, that's exactly the kind of analysis I keep reading these articles hoping to find – an actual critique of the contents of the song – not the circumstances under which you were forced to hear it, or the appearance of the singer.

It's a switcheroo!

For a counter-example to this, try Sleater-Kinney's "Sympathy". Not even a song about losing a child, but about the fear of losing a child (written by Corin Tucker when her son was born premature, I believe).

La Mano Cornuda's a classic – easily in my top 50 albums of all time.

Yeah, I rarely answer my phone at work. If it's important whoever it is can leave me a message and I'll get back to them later (preferably through email so I have some kind of record of whatever they fuck they wanted instead of a voicemail that I'm going to half-listen to and then delete without writing down any…

I'm sure everybody thinks they're the person in their office who actually knows how to do shit and everybody bugs them to do their shit for them all the time, but I really think I'm the person in my office who actually knows how to do shit and everybody bugs me to do their shit for them all the time.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus She would have had to eat the horns first.

I made the same drinking cutback a few years ago for the exact same reason and it was amazing the difference it made.

A few years ago I noticed I was getting a headache every day around noon but then it would subside when I had my afternoon coffee. I didn't really make the connection though because I was still drinking my usual huge travel mug of green tea every morning, as I've been doing for years. Then when I bought a new box of…

Supersuckers - Ron's Got The Cocaine (I think there's been a Supersuckers' song in my shuffle every week since we started doing this. Not that I'm complaining.)
… And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead – Relative Ways
Motörhead - Killed by Death
Jessica Lea Mayfield – We've Never Lied
Whiskeytown - Drank Like a River

This won't end well!

Pistachios are great AND it's the most fun nut to say. Pistachio.

Just a couple of days ago I was ranting at work about how shitty Brazil nuts are (I think one of my coworkers complaining about a horrible/horribly attractive Brazilian woman she knew was the impetus for this random string of bitching).

I only kind of like it because I once saw my friend and his cousin sing it together at karaoke and it was incredibly awkward and inappropriate (this was long before Michael and Maeby sang "Afternoon Delight" together so that scene always reminds me of these two).