Yeah, I think I had that same "all these years of whackin' it and dreaming about doing it for real only to discover that whackin' it was more fun? Are you fucking kidding me?" letdown after my first time too. And yes, it got better after that (and whackin' it's still super-fun too!)

Y'know what, @avclub-21b39f6bb24a7facdbb5e4eafe45cad3:disqus? I like you. You're not like the other people here in the AV Club.

"Turning Japanese" by The Vapours

Here's my much less interesting "Motorin'" story – whenever my wife and I drive past one of those highway moose signs that say "Night Danger" we HAVE TO belt out a rousing chorus of Sister Christian.

Topped only by the punch in the face from "I Know It's Over":

Maybe he could marry Catelyn off to one of the Frey sons?

@kirivinokur:disqus  Arnett?

If you lean way back in your chair and kind of close one eye it looks like she's blowing you!

It's not that hard to answer "Oh, you know, this and that" to that question and make it clear that you don't really want to talk about it.

You're disgusting @avclub-05504937cdc07f36babc5831fbf2e119:disqus . I know we're all joking and having a good laugh or two here but some things just aren't funny.

I laughed out loud at the Adebisi's hat question.

Hey, speaking of the Three Stooges, I've been reading Game of Thrones and

Not disagreeing with you because I haven't seen enough of Bob's Burgers to form a solid opinion of it, but when you say "it doesn't have the insane murderer's row writing room" – how can you be so sure?

Same here… I can't say I've really seen too many of his movies other than The Princess Bride (which I love – although truthfully his character is one of my least favourite parts) and When Harry Met Sally, which I enjoyed when I happened to catch in on TV one night but wasn't exactly enthusiastic about.

Ayuh.

As per a recent Savage Love, just pop a squat, relax, and that bad boy will sliiiiide right out.

@avclub-f670359f1d44336d4b83cdf7b8635f3b:disqus Yeah, if we're not looking for sinister omens this is plausible and similar to things I've seen in my line of work. Smaller or mid-size companies don't leave much room for promotion from within so eventually the people who've been there for awhile realize there's no…

Dammit Capwne, you ruined my ruining of the joke.

Oh, fine…. What does he smell like?

I'm not as bothered about the taking him there as I am about the bringing him back.